


She hates me.
I sorta hate you now too.
Don’t listen to her she’s the same way.
| Anxiety: | hey! |
| Me: | what now? |
| Anxiety: | Nothing, just wanted to worry you today. |
| Me: | ...great |
| Anxiety: | Hey your boyfriend/girlfriend didn't text you back, they're probably with someone else right now. |
| Me: | .... |
| Anxiety: | Oh your best friend hasn't spoken to you today either. They're probably sick of your shit. |
| Me: | .... |
| Anxiety: | Your parents said they're really proud of you..do you honestly believe that? |
| Me: | .... |
| Anxiety: | Where do you see yourself in a year? Oh wait, you can barely get through a day! |
| Me: | ...shut up. |
| Anxiety: | Will you ever rise to anything? |
| Me: | Shut up! |
| Anxiety: | Or are you always this pathetic? Lol |
| Me: | Why can't you leave me alone!? |
| Anxiety: | Because messing with your head is what I live for. |
Answer:

| Non-equestrian Friend: | can we go see your horses? |
| Me: | sure. -walks out there- |
| Horse: | -raises head- |
| Friend: | OMG IS HE GONNA BITE ME? |
| Horse: | -rests back leg- |
| Friend: | IS HE GONNA KICK ME?!? |
| Horse: | -stomps flies- |
| Friend: | HES GONNA STEP ON ME!!! |
| Me: | no. calm down. |